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One time offer for all our space alien friends

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The new Pope of the Church of Rome has said, when asked about it, that he would allow space aliens to be baptised and become member of the Church. So, here at the Mystic Order of the Black Sheep, the first thought that comes up is, can we top that? One-upmanship is a Discordian core value, after all.

Hell yeah, we can! We’re no speciesists, and in the spirit of Saint Bob, we’re willing to offer the papacy to anything sentient from anywhere in this universe or any other.

Why would we? for TEH LULZ. To see the Papacy spread across the Multiverse like smallpox across Turtle Island after the Spanish invasion would be too funny.

Now, there must be a catch, right? Yes, there is. As a Pope, you are the highest spiritual authority. That is, you can turn to no one for spiritual guidance. You must understand that first.

If you’re a baddie, you may try and convince others of your spiritual authority. Good luck with that. Alternately, you may pontificate any sentient being.

Whoever or whatever you are, you can become Pope of the Mystic Order of the Black Sheep by asserting your Papacy in the comment thread. If you do, however, I will have to excommunicate you immediately, because the one thing I can’t abide is anyone else’s spiritual authority. You found your own goddamn church.

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@ Nick: Is there an Overmind? Yeah, sort of.

I follow my fellow Pope Nick Margerrison’s podcast the Cult of Nick. Nick used to make a radio show in England named The Night Before. When that show ended, he got away with the tapes. He now reuses those for the podcasts without Auntie looking over his shoulder. He has some of the weirdest guests on and lets them finish their sentences, and he has some good weirdness of his own to bring to the table. It’s a show I value highly.

In the latest, he quoted a comment from me in full – the second time he did that – and he raised this question:

“I mention an idea which I’m currently trying to digest in this podcast, I’d hugely appreciate thoughts on it from fellow CON members. It’s “the oversoul” idea. The god mind, the secret doctrine, this notion that there’s a form of biological internet that envelopes the earth and provides ideas to people. I don’t see why people believe in it, at all. If you do try and explain why in a comment on this blog www.thecultofnick.co.uk“.

Nick MargerrisonHere goes. Hi Nick,

Do you remember the Graham Hancock and Rupert Sheldrake vs. TED brouhaha? That was the latest skirmish in an ongoing war in eggheadland. Consciousness is the Golden Apple everybody is fighting over. The sKeptics will have none of it. Hancock has called it a War on Consciousness. If they had looked into what consciousness is, they would have realised they picked the wrong fight. On a deeper level, consciousness is not at stake at all. It’s about life versus power.

This is where I pick up the Golden Apple and run with it. Hold on to your hat.

I am here.

This is what I know. I am here. I am here, having this experience. I am here, first, having this experience, second. I am here.

So, if I’m mixed up, it does not imply that I am here to be mixed up. It does imply that I am here. I wouldn’t be mixed up if I weren’t here in the first place. Rock bottom certitude.

Does consciousness exist? Depends how you define the verb to exist. It is required for the existence of anything else. If a tree fell in the woods and there was no one to witness it, did it fall? Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic? Whether or not something exist when no living thing is conscious of it is a moot point.

Consciousness does not exist in the world. The world exists in it. Consciousness can therefore not be found in the world. It can not be localized, scrutinized, sliced & diced. The sKeptics will never find material proof of it, and neither will anyone else. It does not answer to Aristotelian logic. It is not object. It is subject.

What is consciousness? I’m it. Being here. Having this experience.

So here’s a little meditation suggested to me by John Sherman:

Look at yourself.

Just for a moment, turn your attention on what it feels like to be you. That’s all. Nothing more to it. It can’t hurt. It will bring about change, though. A glimpse of yourself will eventually dissolve your belief in yourself and your doubt in yourself into being yourself.

Does your head spin yet? Good. Bear with me. I needed all that as a preamble to that Overmind thing. I have no use for an Old Nobodaddy 2.0 and I guess, neither do you.

Now those thoughts running around my head, what are they?

They are experiences occurring in consciousness.

They are not me. I am here no matter what the contents of the thought, and no matter whether there is thought at all.

They are not mine. By far most are nothing special, and nothing that does not occur in the minds of pretty much everybody else. Besides, they come and go as they please.

I am here, having the experience of thoughts passing.

Where do they come from? Where do they go? Are they local to just my brain or moving about somehow? Does it even matter all that much?

This is where I finally descend into speculation, stealing from two fierce opponents in the Consciousness Wars. In the left corner, Richard Dawkins. In the right corner, Rupert Sheldrake.

First off, it’s the height of irony to me that sKeptic head honcho Richard Dawkins reformulated magick in a workable way for our time when he came up with the idea of memetics. There’s assumption number one: thoughts are entities in their own right with properties of live organisms and interests of their own. They’re not ours. Our minds are their habitat.

Then there’s Sheldrake’s morphogenetic field. No big leap of faith once you see the universe as an epiphenomenon of consciousness. When enough monkeys know a trick, all of a sudden all monkeys know it. There’s assumption number two: Sheldrake is right about that.

If memes can move about a morphogenetic field, then there you have your Overmind.

All the more reason to look at yourself. The more monkeys learn that trick, the better our chance that life on earth will prevail.

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